Humorous Quotes

Laughter has long been regarded as an action that is refreshing to the spirit and is a great healer for the body. This is precisely why humorous quotes are used so often by so many kids, adults and the elderly. Not only do they work well when they are used for just about any type of situation or occasion but they can also turn the most serious of moments into something that is not nearly as stressful. While humor is a known promoter for laughter, it can also be the cause of life changes. This is because there is no tool that is more powerful than when humor and wit are combined. Reference.com Definition of Humorous
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Bette Davs
"She took him from me. I have never forgiven her for that and never will."
Bette Davs
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Marilyn Monroe
"It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone."
Marilyn Monroe
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Albert Einstein
"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity."
Albert Einstein
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Bob Marley
"Don't Let them fool ya or even try to school ya."
Bob Marley
Humorous
Dr Seuss
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
Dr Seuss
Humorous

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Dr Seuss
"If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up."
Dr Seuss
Humorous
Steve Martin
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
Steve Martin
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Marilyn Monroe
"What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman? A woman who can have a family ... I'd settle for just one baby. My own baby."
Marilyn Monroe
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"The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank"
Dante Rossetti
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Albert Einstein
"I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones."
Albert Einstein
Funny Humorous Quote of the Day War Weapons
Marilyn Monroe
"Creativity has got to start with humanity and when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer."
Marilyn Monroe
Humorous
Dr Seuss
"Poor empty pants
with nobody inside them."
Dr Seuss
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Dr Seuss
"I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom we, too, should have rights."
Dr Seuss
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Albert Einstein
"Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous."
Albert Einstein
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Robin Williams
"We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
Robin Williams
Humorous

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