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"Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!"
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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
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"I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress"
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"There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you,"
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"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
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"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
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"By expressing his heart, anger and joy, Richard Pryor took comedy to its highest form."
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"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well..."
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"It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it: The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo."
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"Just to be on the front row here is a bit of a prize in itself."
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"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."
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"We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region."
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"I gave my cat a bath the other day. . .they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that. . ."
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"It's almost as if someone took a saltine cracker, crumbled it and threw it in the air. These casinos were barges, on the water, and they were destroyed."
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"We're going to look at it again in June, we just want to make sure we when we do increase purses we can sustain it, we wouldn't want to have to go back once we increase it."
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"Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke"
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"We are just happy that we are here in Brazil and that this was a good ending."
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