Robin Williams Quotes

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Robin Williams
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
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"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
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"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
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"In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again.""
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Comedy
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"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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Comedy
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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American Comedian Funny

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Robin Williams
"Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are."
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Ballet
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"[Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress] I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets."
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Actress
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"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money."
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"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and yelling, "You want a piece of me?""
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America
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"We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
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Humorous
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"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!"
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Humorous
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"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
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"I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster."
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Country
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"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
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"When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in."
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"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
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