Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
I like to wake up each morning felling a new man.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
True friends stab you in the front.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
General Douglas MacArthur
We the willing, following the unknowing are doing the impossible. We have done so much for so long with so little that we are now able to do anything
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees
You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your
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