If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

If you judge people, you have no time to love them
Author: Mother Teresa

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Author: Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

It ain't over till it's over
Author: Yogi Berra

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Author: Victor Borge

Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Author: Anne Frank

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome
Author: Jimi Hendrix

What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes.
Author: Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Whatever our souls are made up, his and mine are the same.
Author: Emily Bronte

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us
Author: Helen Keller

Where there is love there is life
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right
Author: Henry Ford

Winning is not everything. It's the only thing.
Author: Vince Lombardi

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.
Author: Plato

His ignorance is encyclopedic
Author: Abba Eban

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Author: Elizabeth Taylor

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Author: Dick Martin

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better
Author: A. J. Liebling

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use
Author: Galileo Galilei

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves
Author: Ludwig Wittgenstein