All spouses think that their exs are crazy.
Author: Anonymous
Divorce is a distressful and confusing process which is applied to poorly
defined problems. The largely unpredictable outcome requires education,
effort, patience and rigorous attention to details.
Author: Joe Atkin
Divorce is most likely to wreak havoc when spouses declare war on each
other and draft their kids
Author: Constance Ahrons
Divorce puts you on the edge of sanity.
Author: Abigail Trafford
Divorced fathers measure time by memories, not by the clock
Author: Ken Lewis
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly
as getting married just because you do.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Author: Will Rogers
I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over
half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a
year.
Author: Bette Davis
I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Author: Zsa Zsa Gabor
Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes
you weep.
Author: Carl Sandberg
Marriage is grand. Divorce is twenty grand.
Author: Jay Leno
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
Author: P. J. O'Rourke
The worst problems for children stem from parental conflict, before, during,
and after divorce or within marriage.
Author: Stephanie Coontz
We are divorced, we are friends, and we are good parents
Author: Sarah Ferguson
We owned what we learned back there; the experience and the growth are
grafted into our lives
Author: Ellen Goodman
What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can
be
Author: Ellen Burstyn
